Scene: Mom stoking the fire, which wasn't cooperating and sending copious amounts of smoke billowing up to the ceiling. Baby sleeping quietly after a marathon hour-long nursing session.
Mom (whispering fervently to fire): Please start already. Please don't set off the smoke alarm. I just got him to sleep. Pretty Please...Please, Please, Please.
Smoke Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Baby: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mom: Whew!
Scene: Fast forward five minutes. Smoke alarm has been turned off, Fire is lit, and exhausted Mom is climbing back into bed.
Mom: (Pulls back sheets to lay down) *small Sigh of Relief as tired head meets pillow and Mom relaxes*
Baby: WAAAAHH! WAAAAHHH!
4 comments:
Lol! Welcome to the world of motherhood! It will get better, just sleep when he does- not quite as frustrating when it happens again!
and thats when you know your a mother, and that life as you once knew it will never be the same. :)
lol. sounds familiar. wait til he cries cause he's hungry just when you sit down to eat your meal.. then you really know you got it good. :) sounds like he's got it all figured out..
aahhh...the life of a mom...:)
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